How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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black people

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Ebola

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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