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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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