Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Anti Joke

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