What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Please spell dyslexia.

69, hahaha

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Drunk irish man

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

dislike this...please.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's brown and sticky? Shit

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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