Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Nothing yet CC

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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