What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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