- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

whats 2+2? 4

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

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