what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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