I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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asian, do math

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Ryan Chang is funny.

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