How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Weiner

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Matty B

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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knock knock who's there police

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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I like to eat people

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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The penn state football administration

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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