What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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