An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Republicans

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Weiner

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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