women's rights.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Take my wife- to the store.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

why?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

I have a crush on my dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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