- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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