what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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