Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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