Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Farts smell bad!

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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