A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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