What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Women.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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