A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Woman's rights

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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#scabbers

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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24

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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kiss me?

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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