Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Romney 2012

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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