What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Civil Rights.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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9/11/2001

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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asparagus

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Dani barton= lovely

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Anti Joke

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