- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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