If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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no

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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JEWS

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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