what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What is next?

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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