Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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don't look behind you

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Anti Joke

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