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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Women

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

I know a black girl named beyonca.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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