- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Nice weather we're having.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Garry Glitters on here

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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