A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

The Irish man was sober.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Potato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

save water shower with friends

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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