Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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