What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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