why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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i eat poop

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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No it isn't.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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who eats pencils asians

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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