How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Guess what? No.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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