Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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