why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Canada

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Women's football

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Nah

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Black Veil Brides.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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