- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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