Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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a retard lost...

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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