Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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cory is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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