why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What is next?

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cory is gay

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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My mom.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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