"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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69, hahaha

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Hi

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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