- Anti Joke

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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