- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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a catholic priest and a young boy

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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