- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

i eat poop

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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