- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Gestapo.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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