B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Whats9+10 19

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Your mother

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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