How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

im a selling a car

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

The Bible

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

9/11

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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