- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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