What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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