- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Don't think of granny porn

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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