a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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save water shower with friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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