- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

I have no ideas.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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