What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Your mom

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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