- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

i'm not gay

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

A woman comes at the doctor.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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