- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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