- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

roses are red, violets are violet

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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