The 19th Amendment

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Sonic

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Knock Knock Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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