- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

i'm not gay

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Will you marry me?

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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