- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Don't think of granny porn

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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