What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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