What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Hey, Max!!

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ha.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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