What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Tennesse

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Yes. Just Yes.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Like this joke

whats pale and white your ass.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

robin, get in the car.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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