What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Left. That one direction...

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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