- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why was Timmy sad?

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

women have rights

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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