What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Tennesse

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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