What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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