What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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