What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Star Wars

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

MICHAEL

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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