Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Hellen Keller

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Do you need any assistance?

Compton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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