What is worse

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Ancient Greeks rights

This is not a good joke.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

a black father

OGC - tilt your head

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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