- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What abou three times

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Paul Dylan King!

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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