Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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I can Nazi

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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women

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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