What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Womens' rights.

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The Holocaust

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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like for a handjob.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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