How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Amputations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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hey.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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