- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What is worse

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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