your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

The 19th Amendment

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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