jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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YOLO

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What is worse than hell?

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Anti Joke

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