did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

T-Dog scare me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Who has downs this joke

I'm gay.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

who farted? umm........that guy.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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