Left. That one direction...

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Rebecca Black

My friends are like trampolines I have none

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Enchilada

is mayonnaise an instrument?

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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