How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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