What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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