Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Sarah Palin is President

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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