- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

"Up to 50% off."

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Enchilada

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.