I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A baby seal walks into a club...

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Looks through the peephole.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Asians

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

co jo kurwa tocza?

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

imadewords

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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