How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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