A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Anti Joke

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