- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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