Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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BWAT

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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