- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

A Mexican walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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