What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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