scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Your mom

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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