What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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