- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

It says so on your cap.

A jew went to Germany.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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