Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What flys? A fly

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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