- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Frown is a four letter word.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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