Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

memes

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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