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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Your mother

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Steve Jobs.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Don't think of granny porn

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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