What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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