- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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