Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Chayton

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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The Economy

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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